'are you dating justin bieber's younger brother?'
is it jealousy that makes you give that snarky question?
'if you were an animal i think you'd be a red panda. '
'hard to define - maybe it's the way you eat bamboo.'
can I be a girl and ask if you're implying i'm fat? no, wait. i won't be a girl. i would like to be a panda but they're quite boring aren't they -- all they do is eat and sleep.
'that is the giant panda - they are a bit podgy and a bit sedentary - but the red panda is svelte and scampers.'
being a red panda is tiring. how are you settling?
'strange new job! you are more fox than panda!'
'a cool chick and a red hot fox, such is your infinite variety.'
how are you?
'i have met a million new people.'
that sounds tiring.
'more glam than hoovering? '
nobody hoovers anymore.
'you need more hoovering in your life.'
and my iphone5 is awesome.
'you'd want a gold-plated one :-)'
eco-friendly available? i'm allergic to fake-plated things,
'diamond encrusted? or will you just save that for the shoes?'
a man after my own heart :-)